I haven’t the slightest idea.
Just because you have a Lysol magic hand soap dispensing thing, does not mean that your water will turn on just by placing your hand under the faucet — trust me, I learned the hard way.
When the going gets tough the tough gets going and when left in the sun, mayonnaise grows hair. (from “Vital Information for Your Every Day Life” on “All That”)
When babies are born, they’re naked. (Little boy from my former 3rd grade class)
Inside out pajamas will not help you get a snow day when it’s 50 degrees outside — trust Abby, she learned the hard way.
When my conscience is sleeping, I do bad things. (My daughter)
There are two zucchinis! Hahahahahaha (My daughter)
What are you talking about? (Me)
There are two zucchinis and one is like underwear! HAHAHA (My daughter)
WHAT are you talking about? (Me)
YOU KNOW! The zucchini that you wear for swimming! It’s like underwear!!!! HAHAHAHA HA (My daughter)
Breaking up is hard to do, but breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun! (from “Vital Information for Your Every Day Life” on “All That”)
Why all of the nonsense, silliness and randomness? Today is Mad Hatter Day, of course